In a remote world, once upon a time, a group of teachers, inspired (if that's the right word) by a Wednesday afternoon inservice, all signed a document (legally binding) vowing chastity, poverty, and obedience. This document was entrusted to W. Craig Staff, one of the teachers. On sober reflection he decided to put the document in a "safe place". Somewhat later, Staff left to take a position teaching at UWRF. Because of his heavy teaching load, the other teachers have not been able to contact him.
Shortly after the document was hidden, a political group called S.I.T! (Society to Intimidate Teachers) got control of the school board. Now the S.I.T! has learned about the document and S.I.T! spies are searching the school for it.
You have been summoned here by a spell that several teachers pooled their life savings to buy. You have two hours before the spell wears off. If you find the missing document and take it to the teachers' lounge, you will be rewarded.
Adventurers should realize that in this world violence is frowned upon. Therefore, your only weapon is an unabridged dictionary and all battles are verbal. You need to remember to "scold" or "lecture" your opponents. Also, remember, the teachers hired you. Scolding a teacher will get you into serious trouble and probably make it impossible for you to succeed in your mission.
You have a time limit. You need to find the documents within two hours, by 5 o'clock. At that time the spell will wear off and you will be sent back to where you came from.
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