The saga begins...
One day, you were riding about the countryside, when all of a sudden your steed halted without warning. Annoyed, you glanced up, and there was God himself!
Thoroughly and utterly humbled, you knelt in a praying position and started confessing at breakneck speed. Annoyed, God demanded in a huge, all-powerful voice, "Will you be quiet! Every time I talk to somebody, it's 'Forgive me for this,' or 'Forgive me for that,' or 'I'm unworthy of your presence.' Now quit sniveling and listen! In these dark times, the people need a hero to unify and enlighten them. You have been chosen to do this. And your quest shall be that of the Holy Grail."
With that, the heavens shut with a thunderous clang.
You feel as if you are being transported in time and space, and faintly, but still powerfully, you can hear God saying... "My blessings are with you, and that's no small offer."
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