"Well as I live and breathe, if it isn't my old pal. I've heard from a few of the boys that you're looking for something to do to 'pass the time'. Well I've got something you just might be interested in, old buddy!
"I've heard that the boys down at the Science Institute have made a fantastic discovery. They've come up with a wonderful new time machine! This machine is supposed to be able to take you to places you never dreamed were possible.
"So, old buddy, what do you think? Would you like to travel through time in this new machine?
"Well then just stay on this road for a little while and you'll come to a big building. What you want is inside. Just remember to look for the lights. The doors with lights! Good luck and good traveling!"