One day being bored and wanting to go on an adventure, you went to the "Eamon Adventure Service" and asked if they could arrange for you to go on an adventure. The receptionist told you to go into the back room to see the man in charge. The man told you that most of the adventures were being used now but there was one special adventure that you might like to go on since you look like the adventurous type. He then gave these explicit instructions...
1) Go up to the bar and order a drink. 2) When you finish, keep ordering more. 3) Keep this up as long as you can and we'll take it from there.
These seemed like rather simple but strange instructions. You decided to follow them. After a while, besides being drunk, you found Mother Nature knocking at your door. You felt the need to find a restroom very quickly so you sought out one. Within a reasonable amount of time you located one only to find that after stepping in you were in a room made of rock. Before you realized it the door which you had just stepped through was now solid stone. You suddenly realized that this was your adventure and that you were sober and completely relieved of your earlier conflict with mother nature.
A voice echoed to you saying "I hope you enjoy your adventure", then there was silence. You set out to explore your surroundings.